Sagittarians and gwapo guys

A conversation I’ve witnessed Friday last week.

Arny: You know Mr. Kan? Kilala mo ba yung guy na kasama niya kanina?
Bev: Yup. Bakit? Type mo?
Arny: Oo. Share naman something about him.
Bev: Yoko nga. Akin yun eh. *laughs* joke!
Arny: infos please
Bev: Ok. He’s name is ******. Ka-age ko. Sagittarian. Nice guy. Taken na.
Arny: Sagittarian?! Ayoko na! Masyadong mabola yun. Mga nakilala kong sagittarian guys binola lang ako. Si **** and *****.
Bev: Oh. Pero ok naman ang sagittarian guys. Magaling kasi silang magsalita.
Arny: Bolero nga
Bev: Hindi naman. They just know what words to say. Saka you have to admit, charming sila. Saka they’re loyal partners ha.
Arny: Oo charming pero bolero pa rin. Anyway, so may nakaraan kayo?
Bev: Wala. Let’s just say, we’ve been really close before.
Arny: Eh ganun naman pala eh bakit di mo naging boyfriend? Panalo naman siya.
Bev: HA? That time, I was a faithful gf to my unfaithful bf.
Arny: Bitter
Bev: Of course not. That’s plain truth. And I’ve learned that most of the time, whoever is less in the relationship, sila yung nanloloko. Why? Kasi, less nga eh.
Arny: Korek ka diyan! Kaya ako hahanap talaga ako ng gwapo para at least pag iniwan niya ko, katanggap-tanggap. Yung ex ko nga kamukha ni Paolo Santos nagawa pa kong lokohin!
Bev: Baka naman kasi talented din siya like Paolo Santos
Arny: Ok sana kung nakuha niya yung talent. Eh kahit talent wala.




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No offense to Paolo Santos and to all Paolo Santos fans out there. I’m just plainly sharing a conversation. My say? Marami lang talagang manloloko ngayon. Even girls.

Re choosing gwapo, hmmm… i had (past tense) this admirer (safest word to use) who’s really good-looking. Super lakas sa girls, etc. Last weekend, he was with a common friend in a party somewhere in Ortigas. This common friend of ours texted me saying “Cha, pinakilala ko si ------ sa iba kong friends. As I’ve expected, many eyes are looking. Gwaping daw eh.” After that, naisip ko, wow. Ang lakas niya talaga sa girls. Can you imagine having a boyfriend with that kind of appeal?! Sobra. Pero siguro sanayan lang yun. Kahit siguro hindi mo bf. Kahit friend mo lang, nakaka-amaze hahaha may mga kialala akong ganito kaso lang in-denial.

Re the Sagis, the Sagittarian guys I’ve met are really nice. I don’t consider them mabola. They’re just good with words and ang sarap nilang kahiritan (malufet)