conversations that saved 3 girls from falling asleep during orientation

Hahahaha this has got to be one of my favorite conversations simply because it really made time move so fast during occasions when your eyelids are so heavy, it's like having a book placed on it ( if it was possible). These conversations have been written on the notes of the characters together with their notes about work hehehe...

Kim: Bibo tong si George ah. Every question, may answer sya. Siguro sometimes di nya pa alam yung answer pero he raises his hand na tapos nagpro-process when he is called.
Ana: hahaha pwede!

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Kim: Wow, pwede i-deliver yung Jollibee sa house nyo kahit from another country yung tumawag. Ganun ba? Ano kaya, yung remittance for the bene si Jollibee mismo magdala sa iyo hahaha
Ana: Oo. Favorite mo yun diba?
Kim: Loka, muntik na ko matawa ng malakas. Hello!! yun lang malapit kainan dito saka Delifrance. Masusuka na nga ko noh!

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Kim: Kamukha nga nung guy si Edward ng Twilight... pag nakatalikod at side view hahaha ang galing!
Ana: Oo, mas ok pag di sya humaharap! hahaha

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Liz: Ano sabi ni Ana?
Kim: Crush daw niya si Rich, yung naka-black sa front and sumasakit ang tummy nya, she wants to poopoo. Hay... Love lang siguro un.

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Kim: Bothered talaga ko ng booboo ko kaninang lunch. Narinig nya siguro yung sinabi ko! Di ko naman sadya eh.
Ana: hahaha kausapin mo si Edward (Twilight) then ask him if may narinig sya :D
Kim:BALIW! hayan bold yan.
Ana: ano?! baliw? si George? mukha nga.
Kim: *laughed*

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while speaker gave a certain bank as an example for the topic....
Ana: galing yang POBL Bank (referring to the speaker)
Kim: feeling ko rin. Di siguro na-promote
Ana: mukha nga
Kim: o kaya may nagsabing amoy lupa din siya kaya umalis sya
Ana: nakalimutan lang nya na sya yun kasi gucci siya.
Kim: hahaha uy punitin mo na to after, baka may makabasa nito.

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Ana: ano sabi ni sir, "wipons"?
Kim: sama mo!
Ana: alam ko na kung sinong katulad ni sir magsalita! si Allan K!
Kim: i thought sasabihin mo, kamukha niya hahaha
Ana: sama mo!

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Kim: o, nag-raise na naman ng hand si George! Pag may question, may answer siya. Pag may question kung sinong may question, nagre-raise din siya. Lagi! Pare marami tong issue sa buhay.
Ana: oo nga. Problemado masyado.
Kim: mahirap pag naging bf mo yan. Di kayo tatagal hehehe
Ana: oo nga! mas madaladal pa sa akin!

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Ana: Narinig mo ba sabi ni Edward (Twilight)? Ask niya si Rich kung nagagandahan siya kay ---- i don't know! di ko narinig yung name!
Kim: SERYOSO?! makikinig ka lang kulang pa!

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Kim:Eto serious, mamimiss ko kayo...
Ana: oo nga! di ko alam kanino na ko sasabay
Kim: ano ba yan! dahil lang dyan!
Ana: hahaha syempre na-enjoy ko talaga company nyo kasi pare-pareho tayong loka at higit sa lahat... pretty!
Liz: ikaw lang ang loka. kami sa pretty lang.
Ana: hahaha!!! no comment!!!
Kim: take pride... isipin mo kami pretty pero no boys. Ikaw loka pero 4 ang boys hehehe

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names have been changed.... of course....

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conversations post-possession

I've always told myself that if I would have a romantic relationship with a guy, he has to a be a friend of mine. But it was just recently that I've thought about it again and realized that how could it be possible when I put all my guy friends in a box. Maybe not all, but most of them... 98% of them I guess. When I say I put them in a box, it means that I decided to close my feelings for any other possible affinity beyond friendship.

One lazy afternoon...
Ska: why does Gelo have to say that to me?
Dia: maybe he needed to hear himself say that in order to convince himself and maganda rin na sinabi mo ung line mo.
Ska: really? yey!
Dia: yeah. keeps things between you two held in place. If u really can't afford to lose him as a friend, then its good.
Ska: Pero does he really have to do that?
Dia: Yun nga eh, its more for his benefit than yours. Given the sweet scenario the last time you were together, maybe he realized na he was slipping and he needed to reign himself in.
Ska: Heto pa. After our conversation kanina, he invited me to go out and his plans are ********….. di ko makonek. Or maybe it’s just me.
Dia: smooth operator talaga si Gelo!!! grabe!!! I should learn his strategies!
Ska: ano ba yan! Nakakaasar kaya.
Dia: sa totoo lang. tignan mo. He is so past your defense walls already. na-infiltrate na nya ang circle of advisors mo. hanep! galing! as in!
Ska: I really don’t understand
Dia: meaning, wala syang ibang plano with any girl the whole week! Pwede sa kaniya Monday-Sunday. As in sayong-sayo sya the whole week!
Ska: sis, di un ganun.
Dia: sa ibang points, paniwala ka sa akin. tapos, the next, hindi ka na bigla naniniwala uli. Labo mo sa totoo lang.
Ska: natatawa lang ako sa iyo kasi ang lawak tlga ng naiisip mo! una you’re saying defense mech nya ganito... the next minute... bilib ka na sa kanya
Dia: feeling ko talaga, timing na lang ang hinahanap nya. ): kasi nga, alam nya sa ngayon, hindi ka pa ok sa idea of falling in love with a friend.
Ska: hindi ba? Hahaha di ko lam yun ah! Sino may sabi? Hey wait… nagtext sya asking how I am. Duh! Wag na nga nya ko kausapin!.
Dia: sis, wag mo akong bugbugin ha for what I’m going to say next...
Ska: oh my… ok
Dia: wouldn't it be nice for you and Gelo to find happiness in each other?
Ska: HOLY COW!!!! WHERE ON EARTH DID U GET THAT???!! nakakatawa ka!
Dia: after all these things happening between the two of you, actions, conversations, etc. maganda kasi ung vibes nyong dalawa eh. Solid.
Ska: hmmm…
Dia: and you feel safe with him, diba?
Ska: I do. . I mean, I don’t know. Gusto ko lang sya kasi *****…….
Dia: aren’t those nice things to have?
Ska: they are nice pero feeling ko bilib lang ako dun kasi yun yung disappointment ko kay Jim.
Dia: malaki naman problema ni Jim eh. You know, I really wish for myself to have someone like Gelo in my life. Mapalad ka sis sa totoo lang.
Ska: awwww…. Pero di naman namin type isa-t isa eh. We’re just really close.
Dia: hehe, ok...sige, if that allows u to sleep at night
Ska: hay…. Iba lang tlga siguro ihip ng hangin the last time we were together.
Dia: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure wala rin naman akong magagawa kung wala talaga
Ska: alcohol would be nice…
Dia: di ka naman umiinom eh
Ska: sabi ko nga

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some names have been changed

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on past issues and memory loss

Last week, i posted a new entry for my blog after two long weeks. It has been available for viewing for...what... around 10 minutes or so? Unfortunately, I had to remove it because one of the characters in the story said that the context was different when he can't even remember the words he said. Or was he just pretending he didn't? Well, i was so dead tired to even argue with him so i decided to delete it. I just can't believe that someone can actually say that there's something wrong or different in the context when that person can't even remember a thing or maybe pretends not to! I'm actually beginning to hate his memory. (Mr. I-am-not-avoiding-you-miss, how come you forget so many things but still remember me?)

I rant about how loud his voice was when he was talking to this other guy friend of ours on the bus on our way home. I find it really humiliating and he can’t even see my point. We were having one of our “normal” (yes that was normal) conversations through YM.

MIANAYM: do you think im playing? based on your secret criteria.
karinska: nope. ur not one of them and ul never be one. ur not even close. ur a plain friend.
MIANAYM: never saw myself as plain, different maybe but never plain
karinska: well maybe for others. but for me..... u r plain friend
MIANAYM: was i always a plain friend?
karinska: yes. y? u want me to put u somewhere else?
MIANAYM: im not sure. where is that anyway?
karinska: i dunno. thats y m asking
MIANAYM: i always thought i was once special. haha, assuming
karinska: YOU THOUGHT???!!!! JEEZZZZ
MIANAYM: yeah. sorry. assuming nga eh
karinska: what did u think then? that i like u? romanticly?
MIANAYM: that you could
karinska: i could wat?
MIANAYM: like me romanticaly
karinska: oh. well u left me. i couldnt like someone romanticaly if he left me
MIANAYM: so at the time that i havent left yet, it could have been possible but since i left, that blew my chances and now after ages, im just a plain friend
karinska: ur close to that. i mean.... there was a possibility. but of course that's way back then. people change
MIANAYM: bummer haha
karinska: feelings change
MIANAYM: of course. people grow. hopefully they do
karinska: i hope u did
MIANAYM: i hope so too ;) one thing i know, i dont leave people behind anymore i mean my friends
karinska: gud. i hope things go well with yah
MIANAYM: yep. and i honestly think im a good catch right now as a plain friend so if im one of your plain friends, your in luck ;)
karinska: nah. ur in luck coz i still talk to u
MIANAYM: true


After a couple of hours…
karinska: my blog has a new entry pero don’t read it haha
MIANAYM: hey, im a good sport, dont worry….. wait… this is not what happened :D but its funny. Is it ok if i txt the url to gerard, he might find it funny ?
karinska: no. wait. what happened? walang add ons yan ha. may kulang pero ala add ons. may papabago ka?shoot!
MIANAYM: na, its funny this way
karinska: ide-delete ko yan
MIANAYM: but its really not accurate. wag
karinska: so what's accurate? u want ur exact words?
MIANAYM: dapat pabasa mo kay gerard and ask him if its accurate
karinska: shut up. ill delete it
MIANAYM: its funny. its a good read. i dont mind. you dont have to delete it
karinska: what's accurate? if u dont say it... ill delete it
MIANAYM: hey, lemme think somehow, the context has become different. but thats communication right, at least our kind. thats why gerard should be the judge, in a sense. mas walang biases
karinska: ill just delete it
MIANAYM: dont delete it. its funny. least your other friends would have a good read. got a Q. is there a difference between falling inlove and being inlove??
karinska: none. fyi, i just deleted it
MIANAYM: are you mad at me? you sound...mad somehow. Or is it the time of the month?
karinska: its not even time of the month. It’s ok. everything's fine
MIANAYM: im not getting into your nerves or anything. cos im not trying to, fyi
karinska: no. im fine. sowee for the article. its a mess
MIANAYM: dont be, its how you remembered. its ok
karinska: i think i shouldnt really write conversational chuvas on my blog especially if ur a part of it
MIANAYM: really, pls, stop being apologetic. I like the last part tho…
“ang kapal talga ng muhka mo”
karinska: i said that. Really. i did
MIANAYM: yes, with all conviction, twinkling eyes and all. i guess i was wrong, youd admit it i did make you happy, or smile or made you feel something pleasant even for a moment right
karinska: i would
MIANAYM: the timeline that i have with you is somewhat divided right. like before,the 'then', the fateful event of leaving and then the 'now'. referring to 'now' i probably wouldnt dare say i can make you smile
karinska: i dont know wer ur getting at. i dont even understand y u asked the difference btween falling in love and being inlove
MIANAYM: well cos for me its different. and i read it in the entry that i said I was inlove. so i was just wondering
karinska: u said it. didnt u? what did u say? u even said it twice thats y i asked u to shut up
MIANAYM: well, i dont really want to argue about it. i guess whats more important is we are talking and i got to see how itl be like. i dont have to wonder i guess. not anymore
karinska: wonder about wat? im not arguing with u. i just wanna know. R u saying i heard it wrong?
MIANAYM: what itl be like if we bump into each other
karinska: answer my Q
MIANAYM: im not sure. but im sure what i meant. but it is irrelevant, dont you think?
karinska: i cant blv u forgot wat uv said (that night)
MIANAYM: i can remember the way you look tho… and ur smile… and what you said… your impression of me… and what transpired to a certain extent
karinska: transpired?
MIANAYM: how it was like, i mean
karinska: i just hate wat uv remembered. cant really blv u forgot ur words to gerard
MIANAYM: hey, il remember them if i think hard enough
karinska: unbelievable

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Sagittarians and gwapo guys

A conversation I’ve witnessed Friday last week.

Arny: You know Mr. Kan? Kilala mo ba yung guy na kasama niya kanina?
Bev: Yup. Bakit? Type mo?
Arny: Oo. Share naman something about him.
Bev: Yoko nga. Akin yun eh. *laughs* joke!
Arny: infos please
Bev: Ok. He’s name is ******. Ka-age ko. Sagittarian. Nice guy. Taken na.
Arny: Sagittarian?! Ayoko na! Masyadong mabola yun. Mga nakilala kong sagittarian guys binola lang ako. Si **** and *****.
Bev: Oh. Pero ok naman ang sagittarian guys. Magaling kasi silang magsalita.
Arny: Bolero nga
Bev: Hindi naman. They just know what words to say. Saka you have to admit, charming sila. Saka they’re loyal partners ha.
Arny: Oo charming pero bolero pa rin. Anyway, so may nakaraan kayo?
Bev: Wala. Let’s just say, we’ve been really close before.
Arny: Eh ganun naman pala eh bakit di mo naging boyfriend? Panalo naman siya.
Bev: HA? That time, I was a faithful gf to my unfaithful bf.
Arny: Bitter
Bev: Of course not. That’s plain truth. And I’ve learned that most of the time, whoever is less in the relationship, sila yung nanloloko. Why? Kasi, less nga eh.
Arny: Korek ka diyan! Kaya ako hahanap talaga ako ng gwapo para at least pag iniwan niya ko, katanggap-tanggap. Yung ex ko nga kamukha ni Paolo Santos nagawa pa kong lokohin!
Bev: Baka naman kasi talented din siya like Paolo Santos
Arny: Ok sana kung nakuha niya yung talent. Eh kahit talent wala.




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No offense to Paolo Santos and to all Paolo Santos fans out there. I’m just plainly sharing a conversation. My say? Marami lang talagang manloloko ngayon. Even girls.

Re choosing gwapo, hmmm… i had (past tense) this admirer (safest word to use) who’s really good-looking. Super lakas sa girls, etc. Last weekend, he was with a common friend in a party somewhere in Ortigas. This common friend of ours texted me saying “Cha, pinakilala ko si ------ sa iba kong friends. As I’ve expected, many eyes are looking. Gwaping daw eh.” After that, naisip ko, wow. Ang lakas niya talaga sa girls. Can you imagine having a boyfriend with that kind of appeal?! Sobra. Pero siguro sanayan lang yun. Kahit siguro hindi mo bf. Kahit friend mo lang, nakaka-amaze hahaha may mga kialala akong ganito kaso lang in-denial.

Re the Sagis, the Sagittarian guys I’ve met are really nice. I don’t consider them mabola. They’re just good with words and ang sarap nilang kahiritan (malufet)

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